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12.06.2025 03:19

Loons and Moons
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
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Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
—
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
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Unacceptable again!
So they tried
No go.
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Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Why is the US going after Canada after all? What is the reason for all this hostility?
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way